Friday, September 26, 2008

How to make it rain at a recruitment fair (keep the Benjamins in your pocket and throw room and board).

This week, in a show of bipartisan ignorance and hand-wringing, the U.S. government is settling on a plan to bail the nation out of an insurance and housing crisis to the tune of $700 billion dollars.  That's $700,000,000,000.  At my current salary, it would take me over 1770 lifetimes to earn that much.  And while the numbers and pundits filled every possible nick and cranny in the airwaves, I had to focus on a much smaller number.  Rather, a number that I as of right now can't determine - the cost of recruiting one student to college.

For the second time in my university career, I have been named to my college's recruitment committee.  We met for the first time yesterday, and were charged with coming up with some standardized recruiting materials, working more closely with the university recruitment people, etc.  We've been given no budget, just a standing "ask and ye shall maybe receive" line, and all in attendance looked like they would have preferred to be eating live insects.  As we met, one very interesting question came up: what does it cost to recruit one high school student to our university?  And, to nobody's surprise, no one knew.  This is unfortunate, since recruitment is such a large aspect to our university.

Our campus arguably does a lot of recruiting activities.  We send small groups of people to high school football games to show a presence.  The university hosts career fairs and job fairs and majors fairs to help disseminate information.  We have a large bi-annual recruitment event, along with smaller traveling events that blanket the state.  And all of this undoubtedly adds up, but to what?  Where does or should the university break even?  How much is too much to spend to get that next student?

If you look around town, one might argue we're not spending enough.  We are the only school in our system that is not embraced by its community, nor by its local media.  Land at our airport, and you are immediately impressed by the advertising from a university 45 minutes away.  Open our newspaper in hand or online, and see schools in other cities dominating the bylines.  These problems would take more money than we have to fix, and our poor committee can't attempt to change the local culture at that level, and the funds maybe should come from advertising (but isn't that what recruitment is?).

We know we need to spend something.  The number of eligible incoming freshmen who are qualified to attend our university (along with the majority of schools in the state) is dwindling rapidly.  Our system recently mandated that we increase our enrollment and student credit hours by 2012.  To meet their figures, our campus needs to enroll 8 of every 10 eligible students.  LSU might be able to meet that number, be we certainly can't.  So we need to be more creative in recruiting.  This semester we have focused on non-traditional students and on-line degrees, and the numbers are promising.  But how many of those students came to us because we recruited them?  Common sense would say get your online degree at your local campus no?

When it's all said and done, I would propose slashing all the recruiting budgets to near zero.  Sure, have some recruiting brochures and some nice glossy pamphlets for when you need them, but for most of the efforts, just cancel them.  Funnel all that money into the scholarship program.  Because, ladies and gentlemen, in northeast Louisiana and around the country, students don't want to know about you, they want to know about your wallet.  For a vast majority of students, recruitment is as simple as sitting down with a university representative, and wanting in writing exactly what that student will receive if he or she attends that school.  They'll shop around, and whoever ponies up the best deal, they'll go there.  Many faculty can relay stories of students attending University A over College B for a few hundred dollars.  It's Jerry Maguire education economics, and for these students, it's their best shot.  Our campus serves the poorest of the poor; our region was poorer than Appalachia when last the numbers ran.  If your annual household income was below $10,000, you'd want to be shown the money too.

So what does it cost to bring a student in?  We hope to have our answer at our next meeting when the head of campus recruiting pays us a visit.  A horribly inaccurate estimate could be made by dividing the estimated annual recruiting budget by the number of freshmen, if the university would release such figures.  My guess is it's frighteningly high, a sea of money attempting to bring a handful students in with the tide.  But at some level our jobs depend on it, as does the livelihood of the university.  I find it somewhat off-putting that I'm worrying about the cost-benefit ratios of students trying to get a college degree.

And for one last swipe at $700 billion dollars?  This year it will cost a non-Louisiana resident student $5,000 in tuition to attend our university.  We can add $1,000 in additional fees, plus another $10,000 in room and board and other stuff.  So, $16k for one student for one year.  As the feds bail out the stupid and greedy, almost 11 MILLION Americans could come to our fair state, and earn themselves a four-year undergraduate degree.  Add that to the list of better things to do with 700 billion.

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Llueve.

Spanish for "it's raining," and boy is it ever.  It feels like it's been raining forever, although it's only been a few days here in Monroe.  Hurricane Gustav made landfall yesterday near Cocodrie, south of Houma, dealing New Orleans a glancing blow while slowing down a lot and dumping water all over Louisiana and parts of Mississippi and Alabama.  Yesterday morning was met with interest as the storm came in, but the day was gray and breezy with a light drizzle.  At 5:30 pm, with no rain or wind, the power went out.  Entergy, the regional utility, indicated power would be on by 7; no biggie.  I grabbed my friend Anna and headed to dinner at our favorite Chinese restaurant.  As we ate, to quote The Weather Channel's Jim Cantore, conditions deteriorated rapidly.  By the time we left at 7:30 winds were steady at about 25 mph and the rain was coming down.  We ran to CVS and grabbed some toiletries and crayons and such for the evacuees at the coliseum and dropped them off, then returned home to darkness.  A call to Entergy indicated they would not be sending crews out in the weather which, although irritating at the time, made sense since power was going to keep going out all night and why risk people in a tropical storm.  I locked up and headed to my friends Mark and Valerie's for the night.  We watched the weather and were startled by a limb crashing into their backyard that we promptly removed.  Winds were gusting over 40 mph and it was raining like mad.  I conked out on their guest bed at 10 pm hoping the house would be ok.

Valerie woke me up at 7 am to move my car; their power had gone off in the middle of the night and they needed ice for the fridge.  I ran home and found my power on and everything in good shape.  My gardenia bush in the backyard was uprooted and cracked, so I'll have to get another one.  Shane came over at about 8 to take a shower and get ready for work since his power was still out, and Mark came over around 9 to get cool and hang out until their power returned.  Shane came back around 11:30 then both left, Shane to work and Mark home as the lights came back on.  Meanwhile, it rained.  And rained.  And rained.  Rain like I have never seen rain.  Monroe can be a rainy place; in Summer 2004 we had measurable rainfall for 32 straight days, but nothing like this.  The rain bands of Gustav swirled right over us, dumping inches of rain on already saturated ground.  At about 5 pm I got worried.  The back patio was under water, and 4th Street in front of the house was a river.  Trucks driving through left a wake that came up and over the curbline grass and flowed up my driveway.  And it kept raining, finally slacking off a little about 7:30.

It's 10:30 pm right now, and it's coming down pretty hard.  The radar shows that we should be in a light rain area shortly.  The backyard is draining well, and the front looks a lot better than it has.  The house is in no danger of flooding currently; the water would have to come up the front lawn, then three or so inches up to the front door.  The patio seems okay, though I worry that a really heavy burst may cause water to seep into the sunroom.  There's nothing much back there, it's tile, and slopes away from the rest of the house so a little bit likely won't hurt.

More to come in the morning.  They say it will rain through Friday.